When you put words like 'pairing' 'any' and 'naruto' in the same sentence I end up unable to resist the urge to mess with you. XD

My first instinct is to ask for the foursome of crack (Tayuya/Jirobou/Chouji/Shikamaru) but I still don't even know how that works half the time and I think I might have invented the ship so in the interests of not being an asshole I'll ask for straight up Tayuya/Jirobou instead. <3